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Joke of the Day

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"""A father says to his son,"" ""It's going to be tough in this recession."" The son says ""Tell me something I don't know."" The father says ""Your mum's ass can take my whole fist."""

"I want to make an iPhone 5 Joke But its too long"

"Pikachu hates Rebeca black"

"I got in touch with my inner self today... I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again"

"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."

"A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says:, Sorry, but we don't serve minors."

"If we would have taught the West Africans how to cook their chicken properly; we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with."

"what do you call... what do you call a bad noodle? AM IMPASTA!"

"Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning..."