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Joke of the Day
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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"A prostitute got a tramp stamp It said ""tips appreciated"""
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"i take valium & viagra so if i dont get a fuck i dont give a fuck"
"A blonde chick gets a tattoo... of a conch shell on her inner thigh. ""Why did you get that tat in that spot"" her friend asked her. ""So that when you put your ear against it you can smell the ocean."""
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."
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"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"
"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."
"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."