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Joke of the Day
"All I did from 1984-1990 was try to shoot the laughing dog in Duck Hunt"
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"Fun Fact: If someone's car alarm keeps going off, you're legally obligated to set the car on fire."
"Everytime I text my new boss, his only response is FU! I should have expected it. They all told me he was a man of few words."
"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."
"How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you can throw them"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"
"[Olive Garden] Me: *walks in* Hostess: *hands me shovel* Bury the bodies in the back. Me: Huh? Hostess: When you're here you're family."
"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."
"""I am going on a trip."" ""Mushrooms or acid?"""