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Joke of the Day
"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys."
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"The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up."
"Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?"
"[hostage situation] Any last words? ""Nah, I'm good."" If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. ""You are prayers. Lol."""
"Shit happens, I mean, look at your face."
"What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff? Nothing, she had her mittens on."
"This is my stepladder... I never knew my real ladder."
"Told my dad I had sex with a girl who had HIV. He asked if I was positive."
"What did one meme say to the other meme? Dank"
"I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won't burst your bubble."