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Joke of the Day

"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."

"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."

"There's nothing more disturbing than the 1st time you hear someone you know using their ""whooo's a good dog"" voice."

"I used to date a chick liked it when I made her angry while we were in bed. She was into hardcore scorn."

"Why am I scared of french pastry chefs? They give me the crepes."

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"

"I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat."

"How do you annoy a Reddittor? repost"

"Where can you find a black Jew? In the back of the oven."

"My 17 yr old grandpa joined the navy during WWII b/c ""he figured if the boat got shot he'd drown, &not have to worry about any other stuff."""