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Joke of the Day
"My penis was in the guinness book of world records! And then the librarian told me to take it out"
Next Joke
"So my dad was at the hardware store and asked if I needed anything. I said I was hungry and he said... ""Sure I'll get you some nuts ;)"""
"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."
"What are the 2 most important holes in the female body? No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?"
"People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye."
"Had the words ""I love you"" tattoed on my dick. Wife made me remove it because... she said I was always trying to put words into her mouth."
"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."
"what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose"
"Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time."
"So what do you call a busy soviet A Russian....yeah...."