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Joke of the Day

"What are the 2 most important holes in the female body? No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?"

"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"

"What's trumps favorite movie? Wall-e"

"Says Yoda, ""About me, no more jokes."""

"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"

"I made a Pokemon team based around paralyzing my opponents. I'm a firm believer that there is strength in numbers."

"Why are hippies against capitalism? Because money doesn't grow on trees."

"The thing I love about baseball is that it has all the excitement of football, packed into 162 4 hour games."

"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"

"Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?"