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Joke of the Day
"Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time."
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"Why did the zookeeper take a piss on the seel? He couldn't hold it."
"Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !"
"Take my advice I'm not using it."
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot."
"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"
"If masturbation really made you blind... ... how come I'm still able to typaanco goauma oa,"
"How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a ""crazy cat lady?"" None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos."
"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying. Retweaked joke: How does a (insert nationality here) find a sheep in the tall grass? Very (insert extremely lustful emotion here)!"