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Joke of the Day

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow."

"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"

"How to stop a small dog from humping your leg. Pick him up, and suck his dick!"

"How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir? He felt Thor."

"I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video."

"I slept with my best mate's wife last night and now I feel terrible. She must have given me a cold or something."

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."

"I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking... Uganda be kidding me!"

"My 5 year old is looking all over the house for his drumsticks but he won't have any luck finding them without a shovel."

"My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life Mother: ""total Buenos no charge"""