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Joke of the Day
"I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking... Uganda be kidding me!"
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"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks."
"*looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds"" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds""*"
"Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?"
"I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness"
"I really like working with spices... My newest recipe is cumin cider."
"Dirty joke What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents"
"NSFW - Getting a kiss might make your day, ... Getting a kiss might make your day, but getting anal will make your hole weak. Read this in a porta-poty at Roskilda music festival last week."
"How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!"