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Joke of the Day
"How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir? He felt Thor."
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"She's got the face of an angel, a heart of gold, & a body that won't quit. Who cares that she curses like a trucker and drinks like a fish."
"What is a Jewish delima? A free ham."
"What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE"
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they don't change anything."
"How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"How do you pronounce ""nihilism?"" It doesn't matter"
"People are freaking out because the Orlando shooter was investigated by the FBI and was able to buy a rifle. But you can also run for president."
"I dropped my iPhone in water and now I'm unable to make phone calls. So basically it's the same as it was before."
"You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted."