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Joke of the Day

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."

"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."

"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"

"Today it's National Take Off Your Cap Day Hats off to whoever founded it."

"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"

"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"

"Two Peanuts were Walking though the Park and one was a salted."

"So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year, when companies send you amazing emails with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price."

"What's the difference between me and a cardboard box? A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :("

"What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses"