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Joke of the Day

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."

"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"

"Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson? Word is they needed a switch hitter..."

"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"

"Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen? You never know when she'll Let it Go."

"Goodnight honey. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" The stork flies them in. ""Why's it take 9 months?"" Wind resistance. Go to sleep."

"Somebody needs to wake up Green Day It's October 1st"

"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""

"Why don't tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them."

"Do you like fish sticks? Who are you? Kanye West?"