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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"
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"As a kid, I had to be careful not to curse around adults. Now as an adult, I have to be careful not to curse around kids."
"OPEN UP. THIS IS THE POLICE. THANK YOU. CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM"
"How do pigs gets to hospital? In a hambulance"
"When you drop the toilet paper and the roll world unravels before your eyes"
"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"
"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."
"I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex It's the quickest way to deflate her"
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think ""R"", but his first love be the ""C""."
"No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"