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Joke of the Day
"My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life Mother: ""total Buenos no charge"""
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"Last night I got too drunk and sensibly took a bus home Pretty proud of myself...Never drove a bus before."
"Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man"
"What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra? Don King"
"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""
"Why was the baby Honeydew sad? Because it was Meloncholic"
"Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your... No Bell Piece Prize"
"The other day I saw a brother holding his sister's hand while walking How...touching."
"What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive."
"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"