200928
Joke of the Day
"My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life Mother: ""total Buenos no charge"""
Next Joke
"I was waiting for my wife to try on clothes & spoke to this woman for almost 20 minutes until I looked up & noticed her head was missing."
"I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?"
"Was that pun intended? Nope, unintended."
"A man is applying for the LAPD and the inspector says: ""Got you! You thought this was going to be a repost!"""
"How long does Netflix have to be down before they send someone to your house to stroke your hair & tell you everything's going to be alright"
"If you run through an airport yelling ""Marybeth I love you don't go!"" then you can cut through so many lines of people who like romance."
"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."
"So I heard Tiger Woods changed his name.. To Cheetah"
"If you make that Civic muffler loud enough, you can drown out your dad's voice calling you a worthless piece of crap. Almost."