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Joke of the Day
"Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams."
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"well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] ""what about the other 65% of us?"""
"Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short."
"Wife: He keeps his friend close so he doesn't lose him Therapist: Not a bad thing Me [yawns and a bee flies from my mouth]: Come back Alan"
"She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard.."
"[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way! Narrator: DOGS"
"I wish my girlfriend was like my internet My internet goes down once a week for at least two hours"
"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."
"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."
"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"