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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short."
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"My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show."
"How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change."
"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"
"I'm wearing my Superman t-shirt under my work shirt, which I'm sure the paramedics will find ironic after I throw myself out of the window."
"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."
"Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that"
"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."
"Obama could eat children alone under a bridge hunched over like Gollum in a thunder storm and he'd still be better than Bush."
"Stupid people have it made. Nobody expects anything from them and when they do something right people act like they cured cancer."