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Joke of the Day
"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"
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"My work signed me up for a 401k But I've never even run a marathon"
"*yells from space* Did you kill that spider?!"
"If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super mad!"" If they laugh marry them."
"Why are fat people so rich? Because they have lots of pounds."
"What do your internal organs call their dating life? Their homie-hoe-status"
"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"
"What country makes the most milk? Nepal"
"Hey guurl. ""Hey there."" Feeling lonely tonight? ""I have a boyfriend."" Why are you talking to me then? ""You haven't taken my order yet."""
"What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack? Chopped dates."