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Joke of the Day
"She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard.."
Next Joke
"What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu"
"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."
"What's the first part of a stripper to blow? The knee. It's a load-bearing joint."
"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"
"Would you like some salt? Na."
"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"
"You're nice to the weird kid once, then BOOM! Stalked for life..."
"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."
"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."