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Joke of the Day
"I wish my girlfriend was like my internet My internet goes down once a week for at least two hours"
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"One Million Copies of a new book Sold One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title Title of book : ""an idea can change your Wife"""
"What do you get when you take the pee out of poops oops"
"The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts."
"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."
"Where are chocolate coins made? At the Chocolate Mint."
"What kind of cheese did Medusa eat? Gorgon zola."
"When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it."
"I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario."
"On your first day in jail, when they ask you what you're in there for, say ""the food"" so all the other prisoners know you're a loose cannon."