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Joke of the Day
"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."
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"What's the most well mannered dinosaur? A plesiosaur."
"I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults."
"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."
"What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him? A Ted Bruz"
"How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb."
"Domestic terrorism? Meh... International terrorism? EHMAGARD!!"
"I didn't give a f*ck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying f*ck."
"What's the difference between England and an egg cup? An egg can stay in the cup longer"
"My job is secure. No one else wants it."