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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"No one wants to be the sofa king But they all think they're sofa king funny."

"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"

"Just ran into a grammar fanatic out with whom I once made."

"Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while."

"I wanted to go as the invisible man for Halloween this year. But my Girlfriend made me put my clothes back on."

"Oh, you used ""whom"" in casual conversation. Well, I didn't realize I was in the presence of William Fucking Shakespeare."

"How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."

"Having a relationship is like taking your SAT. There's a lot of cheating, you never finish at the same time, and, in the end, you end up trying again in a few months."

"You always agree with me and like what I say even if you don't believe me. What am I? An upvote"