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Joke of the Day

"My pet lizard was acting really strange the other day so I took it to the vet. She said it was a reptile dysfunction."

"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 ... ... ... a ""10,"" but imaginary"

"Did you hear about Joseph Stalin's personal yacht? They say it was a huge dictator-ship."

"What did the frog with internet addiction say? Reddit"

"Hold on I'm about to count my money. Alright I'm done."

"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through one of his skits without laughing"

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"

"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."

"TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments."