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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through one of his skits without laughing"

"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."

"10 indications YOU'RE the retarded FB friend ^"

"The wise sage asked him, ""If you take money out of the equation, what activity in life would thrill you the most. What's your passion?"" ""Fantasy football"""

"How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!"

"The man is crying on the cemetry. -Why did you leave us so early? He is asked why are you so crying? Do you cry about your close relative? -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it"

"One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is."

"Why are giraffes such good friends? They are always willing to stick their neck out for you."