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Joke of the Day

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"

"A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?"

"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"

"You think you got problems I just mixed a box of regular spaghetti with a box of thin spaghetti Supper is ruined I tell you"

"When in doubt, ignore an unknown number on your mobile, never hit Reply All, and always wear clothes when you step out of your house."

"If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth."

"It goes without saying, that..."

"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."

"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."