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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Joseph Stalin's personal yacht? They say it was a huge dictator-ship."
Next Joke
"I've decided never to buy anything off the Internet again, after getting conned last week. I ordered what was supposed to be the world's largest cardboard box, but the one it came in was bigger."
"How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down."
"a girl poop says to a boy poop ""ew, did you just fart?"" ""no we both smell like shit remember cause were poops"""
"My dad gave me the best advice ever. ""Before you marry a woman, meet her mother and you'll know what your wife will be like in 30 years time"" I learned she won't be giving me head or anal."
"After an attempted mugging a few months ago I decided to start carrying a knife... now my muggings are a lot more successful"
"Did you hear about the murder of the door maker? The police said it was an open and shut case."
"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."
"So I heard Tiger Woods changed his name.. To Cheetah"
"Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one."