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Joke of the Day
"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."
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"I heard a glass of red wine a day was good for prostate health... My doctor, on the other hand, says I'm doing it wrong."
"Russian women must be horny... Even their president's name is PUT IN."
"what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat"
"I'm so lazy, if autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I put my phone down."
"Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open."
"I don't know why I have to jog with you, you're the fat one. ~Dogs"
"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."
"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"
"Thinking about having kids? Buy a plant. If you can keep it alive for 18 years, hopefully you're too old to have kids by then."