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Joke of the Day

"What did the frog with internet addiction say? Reddit"

"i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes."

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."

"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""

"What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance."

"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."

"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"

"I always wanted to be a seamstress... But I could never mend-straight."

"I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself crystal clear."