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Joke of the Day

"You can tell if a girl likes you by her ankles IF THEY'RE THREE INCHES DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES THEN SHE LIKES YOU"

"A police joke knock knock"

"Your potato salad recipe is not a ""family secret"", your uncle Ray who cooks meth in his trailer home is a family secret."

"What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!"""

"What kind of car does a pirate drive? A Yarrrrrrrrris."

"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""

"Why do skeletons have so many kids? Because all they can do is bone."

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"Everyone needs a three hour nap after their breakfast pizza, right?"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier they get? Women"