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Joke of the Day
"My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding"
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"A husband came home with half a gallon of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick."" he replied. ""Pour me some."""
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"
"Millions of people are killed every year because they didn't check behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish ""What about the glue?"" I knew you'd get stuck on that."
"If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention."
"They asked what was my dream position Turns out, ""doggie style"" is not the correct answer."
"What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France? Linoleum Blownapart"
"My girlfriend loves kinky sex. [nsfw] My girlfriend loves kinky sex. She says going down on me makes her day, butt sex makes her hole weak."
"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."