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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish ""What about the glue?"" I knew you'd get stuck on that."

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"My Doctor told me I'm pregnant... I told her she's got to be kid-in-me"
"Tattoos are like dead babies Even if you peel the skin, they're still there"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper"
"What do straight horses eat? hay"
"What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common? You brush them both to the side and carry on eating."
"The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown."
"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
"""If ya wanna go and take a ride with me / wear your seatbelt"" - Nervous Nelly"