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Joke of the Day
"They asked what was my dream position Turns out, ""doggie style"" is not the correct answer."
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"Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator? It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels."
"Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day."
"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."
"Toy Story (1995) - A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy."
"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside."
"I'm planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not."
"""Masturbation"" is such a harsh word. I prefer ""Hand-to-gland combat""."
"I don't always kill spiders, sometimes I stare at them a short while to see if we can reach an understanding"
"Be like Mario! Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"