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Joke of the Day

"Millions of people are killed every year because they didn't check behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."

"Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment."

"My blonde girlfriend froze In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. "" oh..I saw this on youporn"" she said,"" they call it bufferring""."

"my new year resolution is 1080p thanks please make this go viral so my ex gf stephanie sees it steph if ur reading this please take me back"

"What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two? Careful, you might be getting screwed."

"The leg rests have taken over! Fear the Ottoman Empire!"

"I asked my grandfather for sex advice. He said, ""Slow down, you're going too fast."""

"What do dyslexic zombies eat? Brians."

"A Statistic Nine out of ten prisoners enjoy prison rape."

"What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road? Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them"