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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France? Linoleum Blownapart"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? (nsfw, like any good joke) I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"""

"If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5."

"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."

"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."

"[Request] Any good jokes with the word ""shit"" in them? I love shit jokes. Thanks."

"Studies have shown horses exposed to marijuana are less stable and unsafe to ride. So get off your high horse."

"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"

"Why American Names Are Like ""Jackson, Wilson, Markson..... Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson"" Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son."