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Joke of the Day

"If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 0"

"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"

"probably my biggest regret is not having gone to high school in an 80s movie."

"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it."

"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""

"I'm so upset- I threw a bukkake party last night, but it was a complete disaster. Nobody came."

"Who's the fattest knight at the king's table? circumference"

"A sadist and a masochist are talking. The masochist says, ""Hit me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."