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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend loves kinky sex. [nsfw] My girlfriend loves kinky sex. She says going down on me makes her day, butt sex makes her hole weak."

"I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!"

"Pissed there isn't a superhero in my town called 'The Human Bee'. That jumps out of trees with a knife in his ass."

"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."

"Why do meth-heads do it doggystyle? So they can both look out the window."

"Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents."

"What letter appears most frequently in the word CANADA?"

"I used to get sad when the leaves fell from the trees... But then they always grew back, so that was a releaf."

"why is there cotton in pill bottles? to remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers!"

"What is Pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? No strings attached."