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Joke of the Day
"Praying: It's like wanting to help without actually having to help"
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"I don't think so, people who are thinking so."
"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."
"Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin? Because he's aloof-a"
"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."
"Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: ...but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them."
"Not to brag, but according to this food packaging I just ate enough fancy cashews to serve 638 people."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok. The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke? Yeah. He took a bath."