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Joke of the Day
"Praying: It's like wanting to help without actually having to help"
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"Gotta love a dad joke Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!'"
"What do you call a Poor Stripper? Ugly."
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