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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok. The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke? Yeah. He took a bath."

"You hear about the guy who got lost in Africa? He didn't know where Togo."

"Mario Bros. Plumbing (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfri.... (Read More)"

"Him: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you darlin? Me: HOW DARE Y... Wait, did you just call me darlin"

"Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide"

"I have decided I will never get down to my original weight. Besides 7.5 pounds is unrealistic anyway."

"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"

"I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation."

"If you asked Jesus on the cross what he wanted the holiday marking his death to be called, ""Good Friday"" would not have leaped to his mind."

"Mexican and black jokes are all the same....... Once you have heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"