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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok. The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke? Yeah. He took a bath."

"So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*"

"A British wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof"

"Where are chocolate coins made? At the Chocolate Mint."

"Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? They don't want to see their little boy grow into a fat man."

"United States once again votes for a minority President! Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States."

"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."

"Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents."

"If you think your girlfriend has a great sense of humor... try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes."

"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."