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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag, but according to this food packaging I just ate enough fancy cashews to serve 638 people."

"Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box."

"A pet hedgehog. Because you don't have enough pricks in your life."

"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"

"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."

"Me: Ugh. Something I ate this morning didn't agree with me. [Inside my stomach] Chicken Quesadilla: ""The Notebook"" was an overrated film."

"I'd hit that. - women drivers"

"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."

"Would the Government cope in a zombie apocalypse? Vacant, horrible, disoriented people stumbling around without purpose. Plus the zombies."

"My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :("