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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag, but according to this food packaging I just ate enough fancy cashews to serve 638 people."

"I don't call it stalking I call it checking up"

"First rule of Water Boarding Club: 1. You will talk"

"I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait..."

"Some call me an alcoholic, But I call myself an antisocial drinker"

"What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits untill you are 14 before it comes in your face."

"I never date left handed women Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey"

"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"

"A patella throws a party Because he's fun-knee"

"Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today."