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"Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin? Because he's aloof-a"
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"I wouldn't call it 'passive aggressive', but I do send the glitter Christmas cards to the people who annoy me."
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"What did the Duck say to the Prostitute? ""Put it on my bill"""
"What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon."
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"Wife finds her husband watching tv Man yells, 'No don't do it!' Man yells louder, 'Don't do it, you idiot!' Wife asks, 'What are you watching?' Man says 'Our wedding tape.'"
"Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday."