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Joke of the Day

"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""

"A picture may say a thousand words, but with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies."

"The thing about driving in Lebabon the traffic can get Beirutal!"

"If you post a handstand photo of yourself at the beach in Uggs you're automatically entered into an essay contest on why you love your Jetta"

"Did you hear about the DJ who bought a cheap pair of photochromic lenses? He had shitty transitions."

"What is Wun-Wun's favorite activity? Taekwundo."

"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"

"A mushroom... A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" To which the mushroom replies ""Why not, I'm a fungi!"""

"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."

"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."