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Joke of the Day

"""there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty"" *Navy Seals bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*"

"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."

"I'm just a girl, with a baseball bat, smashing my internet modem into a gazillion pieces."

"""People should never again say that if they had a time machine, they'd go back & stop Hitler. Because we now know nobody would."" - my kid"

"Lazy is a strong word. I prefer to say that the stars are reaching for me"

"Why does Barack Obama eat bananas? Because they are popular, inexpensive, and a good source of potassium."

"TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma! Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes."

"I finally found a girlfriend! She was lost untill she found me. I'm glad I could give her a ride to her boyfriend's house."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic girl that developed bulimia? She ate a big meal then went to the bathroom and stuck her thumb up her ass."

"You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a glass of water. If it sinks: girl ant If it floats: boy ant"