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Joke of the Day

"You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a glass of water. If it sinks: girl ant If it floats: boy ant"

"On Chick-fil-a... Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?"

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning... And some times I just let her sleep in."

"Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs."

"What does velcro yell as it charges into battle? ATTACH!"

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."

"What's common between a crying baby and a gun? You must not bring either to the movies."

"I read a story by a pregnant woman on reddit She was having trouble with her pregnancy, and she said she would post an update after it was over. OP delivered."

"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier."

"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg."