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Joke of the Day

"Why does Barack Obama eat bananas? Because they are popular, inexpensive, and a good source of potassium."

"Now..a cheaper way to express your love...-E-cards !"

"TIL a post won't be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."

"I was playing Monopoly with a couple of friends and picked the hat piece, winked, and said... M'nopoly."

"I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night... ...the handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket."

"I don't think anyone here is a serial killer because you have to be really self motivated and it's like we all just eat snacks and take naps"

"""Daddy, why don't you kiss me the way you kiss mommy?"" ""Because I love mommy."""

"Tasted the best Borscht ever! It'll be hard to beet."

"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"