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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."

"Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops."

"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."

"Pac-man walks into Pizzeria... and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

"What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishmen? 0"

"What body of water is used for writing? The Apostrosea."

"Honey.... Where are my paaannts.??"

"What has two asses and can kill you? An assassin"