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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."

"What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab. --- I love you too, fellas."

"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""

"I have the attention span of a gold fish It's been staring at me for several minutes now."

"What do you call a phantom by a campfire? A toasty ghosty"

"The spider I let live in my kitchen is letting the bugs run amok. No free rides! Your days are numbered missy."

"Set your phone alarm to a song you hate. You won't hit snooze, because then you'd have to hear Nickelback again."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? **A pilot** ... you racist"

"My first child will be named New Folder."