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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two gay Irish partners? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn"
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"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"
"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""
"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat."
"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"
"I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together."
"Doctor: ok, just need a urine sample & we're done. Me handing him my boxers: I'm in a rush. Just wring these out."
"Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good."
"OMG, he's almost here. How's my hair? My clothes? How do I look? (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy."