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Joke of the Day
"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"
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"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""
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"Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B."
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