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Joke of the Day

"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""

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"Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank? Police say they're looking for a small medium at large."
"""Balls."" said the queen. The king laughed, he had to."
"How do make a gay guy fuck a woman? How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? - Shit in her cunt."
"A shampoo manufacturer had an accident. ..he suffered injuries to his head and shoulders."
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"Simple cure for childhood obesity: Ice Cream Trucks that don't Stop."
"A five year old just made up this joke. Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast? A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh."
"I typed ""married"" but it was auto-corrected to ""martyred"". Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence."
"Me: Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms? Kids: WE DO! YAY!"