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Joke of the Day

"I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together."

"They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts."

"After #Brexit, the pound crashed... ...it's down to ten ounces."

"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"

"My sense of humor has been described as ""please stop"" and ""you're ruining dinner"""

"Did you hear about the scientist who discovered the G-spot? He found it while studying abroad."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson? One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black."

"Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right."

"I'm not in a relation""ship,"" I'm in a relation""barge"" that's towing emotional garbage all day long."

"Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."