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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, you racist!"

"What's Israel favorite martial arts style? Jew-jitsu"

"I bet Vanna White hates the day after Labor Day?"

"The president of a popular mail-order business just died. The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days."

"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."

"greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital"

"Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer? Because they were using a Berner Phone."

"A baguette up the butt is a real pain in the ass."

"I'd like to tell you guys another dick joke but nah, it's too long"