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Joke of the Day

"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."

"What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray"

"""I don't like the taste of water"" - First World Problem"

"There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen"

"Don't have phone sex Because you'll get hearing aids"

"Where do black parents get gifts for their children? At Toys We Is"

"What do you call a prostitute that has sex for free? A priest."

"Ate Frosted Mini Wheats this morning, pooped a mini patio set this evening."

"Whenever people are like ""We need to restore traditional values to this country"" I assume they mean slavery and burning witches at the stake"

"What does anal sex and broccoli have in common? If you're forced to try it as a kid.. you probably wont like it as an adult."