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Joke of the Day

"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."

"What do you call a man with a toe on his knee? Tony"

"I think one of my dads might be gay"

"Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no."

"What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket? He got off on a technicality"

"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."

"What happens to sex bombs later in life? They become box-office bombs"

"What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash? A rootabaga."

"Accidentally picked out soothing paint colors and now my panic room is ruined."

"I witnessed a murder today.. then I realized it was just a group of crows."