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Joke of the Day
"I think one of my dads might be gay"
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"Pick a card, any card. No, not that one. Not that one, either."
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"Fucking dirigibles."
"Girl: Do you have protection? Me: Um like a sword?"
"Bill Gates: ""So today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed... hey, its not my fault they dont have windows!"""